More Funny Stories ......
The Philosophy of First Graders..............
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs, and she gave  each child  in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
Their answers may surprise you...............

*Better to be safe than..................................Punch a 5th grader
*Strike while the...........................................Bug is close
*It's always darkest before.............................Daylight Savings Time
*Never underestimate the power of.................Termites
*You can lead a horse to water but.................How?
*Don't bite the hand that................................Looks dirty
*No news is....................................................Impopssible
*A miss is as good as a .................................Mr.
*You can't teach an old dog new...................Math
*If you lie down with dogs you'll...................Stink in the morning
*The pen is mightier than the.........................Pigs
*An idle mind is.............................................The best way to relax
*Don't put off till tomorrow what..................You put on to go to bed
*Children should be seen and not.................Spanked or grounded

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